Card Game Theory

Answer:

HOLIDAY SPIRIT

Written by Isaac McGreevy and Kevin Jaeger.

Solvers are presented with cryptic clues with no definitions, but may be clued from the flavortext that the answers are all Clash Royale cards.

Solving these clues and indexing into their names by their elixir cost results in the following (indicators are italicized, fodder is underlined):

ClueAnswerElixir costIndexed letter
Knight which is hard of hearingNIGHT WITCH4H
Braveheart actor is confused without myselfGOBLINS2O
Hiding activates lasersTESLA4L
Crazed admirer starts relapsingRAM RIDER5I
Frustrated Strip Weathers not electric after dongle accidentGOLDEN KNIGHT4D
Lawyer test twice and (Magic Johnson rapper and Hecox of Smosh)BARBARIANS5A
Jimin’s family surrounded by Gangnam Style singer’s soundSPARKY6Y

Reading the indexed letters in order gives HOLIDAY. The flavortext is asking for a new 1-elixir card that fits the enumeration (7 6). Nearly all 1-elixir cards are spirits, so the answer is HOLIDAY SPIRIT.