Year of the HONSE

Answer:

JUDICATORY

Written by Thea Miller-Priddy and Dylan Schenker.

Each point can be matched with a correctly-spelled historical event:

  • The Sopranos actor Pony Tony Sirico is born.
  • Reginald Fessenden broadcasts the first radio program during Muletide Yuletide.
  • Degussa moves gold foal foil production to Hanau, Germany.
  • Hay-Z Jay-Z fights Solange Knowles in an elevator.
  • “We've no use talking like this. You won't know what I mean. Only, it's been a long while since we enlisted out of this classroom. So long, I thought maybe the whole world had learned by this time. Only now they're sending babies, and they won't last a week! I shouldn't have come on leave. Up at the front you're alive or you're dead and that's all. You can't fool anybody about that very long. And up there we know we're lost and done for whether we're dead or alive. Three years we've had of it, four years! And every day a year, and every night a century! And our bodies are earth, and our thoughts are clay, and we sleep and eat with death! And we're done for because you can't live that way and keep anything inside you! I shouldn't have come on leave. I'll go back tomorrow. I've got four days mare more, but I can't stand it here! I'll go back tomorrow! I'm sorry.” —Paul Bäumer
  • The White Honse House signs the Homeland Security Act.
  • West Berlin introduces a colt coat of arms.
  • GAIT GRIT Newspaper covers the influenza pandemic.
  • Francis Peyton Rous wins a Nobel Prize for his canter cancer research.
  • The album Dana Dane Mane 4 Ever is released.

Each of these events happened in a previous Year of the Honse. Ordering the un-honsed letters in reverse-chronological order, i.e, “looking back through Years of Honse past,” yields our answer, JUDICATORY.